What's that, divine soul? You have climbed the eternal ladder leading to the bedrock layer, came from the black, dark depths, and came here, to ask for shaders? Dear me, for perhaps your passion and desire to come to my throne may prove worthy. Leave now, or I will send my great chariots upon your weak, utter soul. For not even I, the greatest Minecraft Lord, full of heart and ever-burning passion, could accept you upon my kingdom. May thousands of skeletons reign their arrows upon you, and may your diamonds ever be burnt in the pits of molten flesh that feed upon your items. What's that, you do not wish to sit upon my throne, and bask in the eternal sunlight I grant you in my spruce-lined oak mansion, full of fountains that grant those who touch eternal youth? Then shame on you sinner, for you will now rot in the hell that HerobrineDragonMCdoesYT's hacking kingdom created.
I will lower my Redstone drawbridge, and bring you to me on a golden-saddled horse in Minecraft.
For you have now accepted my blessing and will be blessed with eternal youth at the gates of my kingdom.
